why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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