I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
It's never too late to be topless.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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