Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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