Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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