why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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