I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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