Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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