So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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what are you doing with your life
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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