Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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