Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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