We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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