Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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My vagina is officially offended.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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