I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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