How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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