What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize