White coat. Heels.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Randomize