But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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