Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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