i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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She needs sedatives and a leash
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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