Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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