Dual....:-)
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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