i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
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