left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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