I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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