I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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