There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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