I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize