Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
do herpes really smell.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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