drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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