she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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