a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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