Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I have fence marks all over my body
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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