I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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