you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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