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a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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