He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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