dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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