dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
MIDGETS
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tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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