Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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