it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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