i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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