I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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