thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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