So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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