just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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