i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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