marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i think i have herpe
just one?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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