honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
So here I am, sexting at work.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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