I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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