He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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